Yo.
Twilight. Twilight. Twilight. Twilight.
And a bit too crazy about it I am.
You'll probably think, "Oh, what the heck, everyone's crazy about Twilight, aren't they? What's the big deal?" You are WRONG.I don't just like Twilight. I love it. And I wanna become a vampire too. And you'll think again,"That's a moo point." Like Joey said, in Friends, instead of a moot point. He said it's called a moo point because it doesn't matter, it's a cow's opinion.
Anyhoo. You remember how Bella jumped off a cliff in New Moon and Esme jumped off a cliff? In school, I keep jumping off the first step off the staircase and once I've done that, I say, " That's it, I'm a goner. I'm in hell." And my best friend, Beatrice, also wants to become a vampire so we race eachother and the person who wins is crowned The Next Edward. Or we just call the winner Edward. Sometimes I jump as far as I can, and I shout to Beatrice, "I'm A VAMPIRE!" I know. Crazy.
Crap, someone's coming. Bye....!!!!