Okay next episode which is The One With All The Resolutions. Right?

The One With All The Resolutions -
As the New Year(2000) approaches, all the friends make New Year's resolutions. Phoebe's resolution is to pilot an airplane:
Phoebe: My resolution is to pilot a full airplane!
Ross: Oh, good. Now all you need is a plane load of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths.
And Phoebe has no resolution.
Ross' resolution is to be happy(doing something new) in 1999 because he's been divorced twice. Uh. He dates a girl names Elizabeth Hornswaggle(her last name is from some show called The Fraggles)and wears hot leather pants to the date. Too hot. When he's in the bathroom trying to cool himself down, he finds that his pants contracted and can't come back up again. He resorts to calling Joey for help.
Chandler's resolution is to not be funny for a whole week and he gets us$50 from Ross. Of course, being the sarcastic man he is, it doesn't keep up:
Chandler:Alright, I give up! Ross, the cowboys from Texas just called, and they want their pants back! And, Ross? Why are you datign a character from The Fraggles?!
Joey's resolution is to learn to play the guitar. It doesn't turn out too good when Phoebe, who taught herself to play the guitar, offers to teach Joey. She doesn't know the actual way to play it, so:
Phoebe: Joey, you're questioning my methods.
Joey:I'm not questioning it, Phoebe, I'm saying it's stupid.
Rachel's resolution is to gossip less, but when she finds out that Chandler and Monica are dating, she struggles to keep it to herself.
Monica's resolution is to take more pictures and she takes them at weird times.

The Last Ones -
Erica, the mother of the child a married Monica and Chandler has adopted, goes into labor 3 weeks early.
Erica: So she and I went to this nice place and - oooh- anyway, they had these great cheeseburgers.
Monica: Are you alright, Erica?
erica: Yeah, it's just these tummyaches that come and go every two minutes.
Monica: Oh my god!
Chandler:Relax!We'll just get her some aspirin!
Monica: She's in labour!
Chandler: Oh my god!

Damn it's 3. I'll get the rest of the storyy soon..